What I’m Wearing Today

So..I actually wore this yesterday but several people were nice enough to tell me they liked it so I thought I’d share.

Sheath – Vintage, Slip – American Apparel, Shoes – Forever21, Bracelets & Earrings – Daisy Exchange

See this post for the first installment.

What I’m Wearing Today

Some girls in the office thought it would be fun to do a little outfit photo shoot. Please remember we are beginners…

(favorite) Booties – Gianni Bini, Pants – New York & Co, Vest – Thrifted Ann Taylor, Ring – Gifted, Watch – Forever21, Studded Bangle – Charm&Chain, Purse – Vintage

Slightly silly or fun idea?

Pregnant Pause

(via loseyoursel-f, rebelqueen-)

This is too hysterical not to share. Last night, Robert and I went to Theo’s with my mom and her beau. The evening was nice but after we left, I realized I’d forgotten my cell phone. I freaked. I called mom to see if she was still there. She wasn’t. I called the bar and luckily they had it. I drove back to retrieve my precious iPhone. The bartender even asked me a security question (what is your background picture?) to make sure it didn’t fall into the wrong hands. I greatly appreciated that…

I got back into the car, beloved phone in hand. I opened my text messages. I gaped in horror. Whomever found my phone and graciously turned it in, had also pulled a little prank…

I immediately called my mom. She had been duped! I had to talk her OFF THE LEDGE. I even had to convince her that  I really didn’t send “the text”. Apparently, she didn’t put two and two together when I told her I thought I lost my phone…only minutes before she got “the text”. In shock, she showed “the text” to her man-friend and they proceeded to have a conversation about it. It went something like this:

“Is this for real?”, she gasped.

“It isn’t something she would joke about, right?”, he answered.

“Why would she send that to me in a text,” she wondered.

“She’s probably embarrassed and scared,” he replied.

“All we can do now is celebrate and be happy for her,” he suggested.

“This is such shock,” she mused.

Well, much to her relief and to the stranger’s presumed glee…it was all a pregnant prank. I have to admit, it was a pretty ballsy/hilarious thing to do…to someone else of course.

Image from every second counts

Hot Mess: Danielle Staub

Sometimes it’s embarrassing to admit you watch the “Real Housewives” from anywhere, but most of the time it’s one hilarious hot mess after another. Andy Cohen has become one of my favorite people and I find it difficult to miss Watch What Happens Live. Last night, I was more impressed by his view of Sag Harbor than anything! However, the hottest-trainwreck-tranny-mess was Danielle Staub and her lesbian love song. Watch what happens…Andy’s reactions are priceless.

Sorry I’ve been terrible about posting consistently. A lot has been going on. I intend to rectify it!

Do you have any thoughts on Danielle?

SNL Faves

SNL can be so hit or miss but when it’s on…IT’S ON. I’m partial to the digital shorts, Bill Hader (esp Dateline), What Up With That? and anything with Justin Timberlake.

Saturday Night Live – Target – Video – NBC.com.

Saturday Night Live – The Barry Gibb Talk Show – Video – NBC.com.

Saturday Night Live – Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide ft. Reba McEntire – Video – NBC.com.

Saturday Night Live – Digital Short: On the Ground – Video – NBC.com.

Saturday Night Live – Dateline – Video – NBC.com

I die

My friends and I  have always had a mild obsession with MK & A Olsen. “The unofficial biography of Mary Kate Olsen New episodes every Monday and Thursday”. These webisodes are so hilarious. Thanks to Elements of Style for introducing me! See more here.

Elaine Carroll’s character reel (the multi-talented writer/director/star)