Doesn’t this crack you up?

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Canadian Tour

Or am I alone here? We all knew how good Kate would look in jeans but just the whole visual of them in rodeo gear makes me laugh. Check out the full gallery at the fug girls.

The Duke And Duchess Of Cambridge Canadian Tour

My Early Fashions

While I was in Hot Springs this weekend, I unearthed a stash of pictures from long ago. Even at three I loved to accessorize. It was wonderful to look through these, it brought back lovely  memories and reminded me that I’ve always enjoyed dressing. Sometimes the past can lead you into your future in unexpected ways.

xo various outfits from ages 2 to 7

Laughs

I’ve had a really tough week at work. I can’t pin down exactly what the problem is. I’m sure it’s a combination of work/life/wedding stress that’s effecting my attitude. Anyway, something made me laugh today and I instantly felt better. It truly is the best medicine.
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Too Much of Kim Kardashian

I try to steer clear of her because she exhausts me so easily. But, with her big engagement (big being the operative word) she is hard to ignore. Here the genie of the bootie goes awry with the color blocking and crop top trends.
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MTV Award Fashion

Nothing blew me away. Sooo here’s what I felt like sharing. Red carpets have been so uninteresting lately, do you agree?
Chelsea Handler: I hate this dress. Am I being too harsh?
Bynes: Hanus. Too much. The extensions, the tightness, the make-up.
Leighton: I am just not into this. I feel like I’ve seen this dress everywhere.
LEIGHTON MEESTER photo | Leighton Meester
Reese: Safe
REESE WITHERSPOON photo | Reese Witherspoon
I’m an Emma Watson fan but this dress does nothing for her. Except making her look like a gymnast.
EMMA WATSON photo | Emma Watson
I’m seriously tired of Cam wearing rompers/short shorts. You have amazing legs. We get it.
CAMERON DIAZ photo | Cameron Diaz
Jessica Szor: Hobby Lobby meets Brooklyn
JESSICA SZOHR photo | Jessica Szohr
Emma Stone seems to be doing a lot of good things style-wise. I’m also impressed by the fact that her hair seems to look good in every color.
EMMA STONE photo | Emma Stone
Elle Fanning: age-appropriate, adorable
ELLE FANNING photo | Elle Fanning
K-Stew: While I’m not loving the safety pins, I do think this is a welcome look from her. She’s slightly smiling. Her hair looks real. Her make-up isn’t toooo smoky.
KRISTEN STEWART photo | Kristen Stewart
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Foul Play: Ke$ha

What can you say? I know she’s not fat because her thighs aren’t touching but this has to be the most ill-fitting dress ever assembled. This goes to show you that celebrity does not guarantee you taste. This is seriously horrifying.

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Paris, caged?

Paris Hilton plays with her pet pony Lady CoCo Chanel at The Hollywood Rooselvelt Hotel in Hollywood.

When I saw this, I immediately thought, “wow – they finally locked her up”. Such a good photo. Poor pony.

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Miss Piggy

Christina Aguilera

For full disclosure, I must admit that I’ve never, ever, ever been a fan of Ms. Aguilera. I don’t like her voice (although I will admit she is talented), I don’t like her style, I don’t like her attitude, I don’t like her flimsy blonde hair. I’ve said before that she reminds me of a blonde Snooki but I really think the most apt comparison is to the lovable Muppets’ character: Miss Piggy. Do you agree? Too harsh?

A LEGGING UP  photo | Christina AguileraWELL HEELED photo | Christina AguileraSHEER SEDUCTION photo | Christina AguileraCHRISTINA AGUILERA photo | Christina Aguilera

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The WORST of the Derby hats

If you read this blog often, you know I have an affinity for hats. I love hats and next to the royal wedding, the Kentucky Derby is the mecca of big hats. However, I only spotted B-list celebs and only one hit the mark.

LOSERS

I honestly can’t believe people are a) still inviting KG to parties or b) people are still photographing her or c) websites are still publishing her photos.

Maria – I like your fascinator but the whole look is too much. It’s not the royal wedding, sis.

Oh no…Miranda Lambert – everything you have on looks like it came from a clearance rack at the buckle. I could have allowed it if you had worn cute heels, but the boots – ick!

Aubrey O’Day – not as bad as you could have been, I’ll give you that…

Oh, spoke too soon!  Aubs did a lil outfit change! Oh my…

Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Aubrey O'Day

Erin Andrews, this is just foul. That hat I could deal with…maybe paired with a LBD? But the pants? Girl you are thin! These make you look like Kirstie Alley! And the shoes…there is NO EXCUSE.

Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Erin Andrews

Salt & Pepa….

Vicki Gunvalson, if Miranda L. got her “getup” at the Buckle, you got yours at Target.

Jordin Sparks, I don’t so much have beef with your hat as I do your leggings. WTF. It is the derby.

WINNERS

There really was a lack of appropriately dressed peeps at this shindig. In fact I saw 2 that I appreciated. One was  Marisa Miller. First of all, it’s really hard to look bad with that body. Secondly, although I don’t particularly love the monochromatic look in beige, I do like her Great Gatsby-ish, 1920’s take on Derby Day.

Well done, Kate Walsh

Kentucky Derby Shenanigans: Kate Walsh

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Ooops, J Simps forgot her pants.

LEGGY BLONDE photo | Jessica Simpson

Ooops Jessica, you failed the test we just learned about today! Poor choices.

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