Category: Random
So Inspired.
I cannot get enough of Pinterest these days. The amount of inspiration is almost overwhelming. Here are a few things I’ve pinned.
Foul Play: Ke$ha
What can you say? I know she’s not fat because her thighs aren’t touching but this has to be the most ill-fitting dress ever assembled. This goes to show you that celebrity does not guarantee you taste. This is seriously horrifying.
Still very new but find me on pinterest. http://pinterest.com/paytonvail/
Paris, caged?
When I saw this, I immediately thought, “wow – they finally locked her up”. Such a good photo. Poor pony.
via New York Post
Miss Piggy
For full disclosure, I must admit that I’ve never, ever, ever been a fan of Ms. Aguilera. I don’t like her voice (although I will admit she is talented), I don’t like her style, I don’t like her attitude, I don’t like her flimsy blonde hair. I’ve said before that she reminds me of a blonde Snooki but I really think the most apt comparison is to the lovable Muppets’ character: Miss Piggy. Do you agree? Too harsh?
via People
Sad Songs
It’s Monday. I’m listening to Purple Rain and I can’t make you love me on repeat. I had a bit of disappointment this weekend. Sometimes, the only thing that makes me feel better is a severely depressing song. Et tu?
Do you need a depressing song for your Monday?
The WORST of the Derby hats
If you read this blog often, you know I have an affinity for hats. I love hats and next to the royal wedding, the Kentucky Derby is the mecca of big hats. However, I only spotted B-list celebs and only one hit the mark.
LOSERS
I honestly can’t believe people are a) still inviting KG to parties or b) people are still photographing her or c) websites are still publishing her photos.
Maria – I like your fascinator but the whole look is too much. It’s not the royal wedding, sis.
Oh no…Miranda Lambert – everything you have on looks like it came from a clearance rack at the buckle. I could have allowed it if you had worn cute heels, but the boots – ick!
Aubrey O’Day – not as bad as you could have been, I’ll give you that…
Oh, spoke too soon! Aubs did a lil outfit change! Oh my…
Erin Andrews, this is just foul. That hat I could deal with…maybe paired with a LBD? But the pants? Girl you are thin! These make you look like Kirstie Alley! And the shoes…there is NO EXCUSE.
Salt & Pepa….
Vicki Gunvalson, if Miranda L. got her “getup” at the Buckle, you got yours at Target.
Jordin Sparks, I don’t so much have beef with your hat as I do your leggings. WTF. It is the derby.
WINNERS
There really was a lack of appropriately dressed peeps at this shindig. In fact I saw 2 that I appreciated. One was Marisa Miller. First of all, it’s really hard to look bad with that body. Secondly, although I don’t particularly love the monochromatic look in beige, I do like her Great Gatsby-ish, 1920’s take on Derby Day.
Well done, Kate Walsh
via The Cut & Go Fug Yourself
The Window Shopper 